i have a joke, mostly in my head, that goes something like this…
“in the beginning when we first bought this table set, i used cushions on the seats to protect them from stains. now, i use cushions on the seats to protects us from the stains that are on the chairs.”
sad and true, and really embarrassing if you must know. but to make up for the lack of photographic (and emphasis on graphic for these photos below) evidence in my previous post, i’ll share with you the state of our dining chairs after 10 years of use…

“ew” does not suffice. those water stains are my sad attempts at trying to wash off other stains, which only served to spread them out further. foiled again, darn you chromatography!

{ does having 3 kids excuse the state of these chairs? no? oh. }
i followed the same steps as in my marimekko chair project, first removing the base from the frame. it only involved unscrewing 3 screws from the bottom…

{ please excuse my mouse slippers. }
i had a bolt of upholstery fabric just lying around. no really, you should see my fabric stash. it’s like an archaeological dig, each layer of fabric in the pile tells a story about an era in my life. anyway, this bolt of fabric was from my bag making days and i had more than enough left over for covering all the chairs.
i lay the base of the chair onto the fabric and cut around, leaving plenty of extra fabric to fold underneath. trust me, cut it larger than you think you’ll need and it may be just enough. the tricky part is always the corners. and normally, tiny pleats like these…

…are the way to go. the smallest pleats possible as you make your way around the corner, stapled down securely. but i had a hard time with it because the fabric was rather bulky with no stretch or give at all. i tried folding the fabric on some of the chairs, much like you would fold wrapping paper over a box…

in the end, i’m not sure which method i preferred but they all turned out fine (all five of them; one chair from the set of six had a broken leg and we had to put it down).

not perfect, but a huge improvement. and most importantly, they are no longer a health hazard.

as for the littlest’s chair? well, i did something i never thought i would…

what? i really didn’t want to meal-plan around the new seats. we had spaghetti with sauce the next night. no problem. my eye didn’t twitch once throughout the whole meal. come to think of it, that’s the first time that’s happened in um, 10 years?