Scorpions on a Stick are for Suckers

So, as guest bloggeur (just made that up) here at imadeitso.com, I’ve been asked to reflect upon food, which I do pretty much hourly anyway.

I eat almost anything almost anywhere. I love food, I love everything to do with it aside from “foodie culture” (more on that later). I eat to live, live to eat. I am a seeker of all things tasty, and have only two cardinal rules (mmm…cardinal itself sounds yummy) that I always follow when traveling this stunningly stunning world of ours:

1. Dinner is not a suicide mission: Yeah, it’s tempting to be the superhero who gets off the plane in Chennai, hits the first street corner and drinks scented dessert water and a fried snack from a cart in the 52 degree heat. That’s Centigrade. But that’s a boneheaded move because the odds dictate that there’s an 80-90 percent chance that you ARE going to get sick. And not a little sick. Sick sick.

2. Dinner is not the time to be a tourist: The aforementioned scorpions on a stick are not eaten by locals in Beijing. That scorpion lollipop is for suckers. Pun intended, in case you were napping and didn’t grasp it in the title of this piece, tootsie. Yeah, that was another pun.

So how have I travelled over a million miles in these past six years and not ended up in Poisonville or Death Valley?

Eat like a local.

Hah?

Yeah. Walk any street in any big city. See a cart or a restaurant or diner or anything. Is there a line? If you checked “yes,” go there. If there’s a big line, run to it.

Why?

Well, if the locals are lining up, the cook is probably not killing them by serving bad oil or rotten cats or, well, anything else the Dark Master himself probably snacks upon.

I don’t think one can truly experience the world without experiencing the food. Rumour has it that Mr. Imadeitso actually ate roasted pigeon recently. And he opined that it was full of wonderfulness. And crispygoodness. So, follow my lead and hit the chow line.

Hoping to see you there!


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do you toss your cookies?

when they burn?

when i go to the trouble of baking cookies, and go through the anticipation of serving fresh cookies warm from the oven, i’m horribly disappointed when something goes wonky with my oven (because it couldn’t possibly be anything i did wrong) and the bottoms of the cookies get burnt.

burnt cookie bottom imadeitso.com

my first thought is to throw them out the window, along with the stove and recipe book in a fit of rage. actually, no. my first thought is to poke martha stewart in the eye. (i like you martha, but you set the standard so ridiculously high and make anything less than perfection seem like complete rubbish. that’s where i come in, restoring balance to the universe one failed project at a time.) and then i want to throw the stove and recipe book and cookies out the window.

but since the stove is heavy, and there’s that mesh screen on the window which i’d have to remove first before defenestrating said cookies lest they come bouncing off the mesh right back at my head…here is what i do instead. do you do this too? or have you never had the need? i hate you. i envy you. i wish you’d come here and make me some cookies. must make appointment regarding conflicted voices in my head.

i get out my trusty old grater, and just shave away the burnt bits.

burnt cookie on grater imadeitso.com

scraping with a knife works too. i’ve had many opportunities (ahem) to try different techniques but i find the grater works better, more quickly and evenly. and i can’t be trusted with a knife so soon after i’ve burned a perfectly good batch of cookies.

see? bad feelings dissipating …

bottom of cookie imadeitso.com

here is the recipe. i’ve made it a number of times before without burning them, so i feel confident in sharing the recipe. they’re delicious minus the burnt bits.

chocolate chip and walnut cookies

ingredients:
1 cup sugar
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup butter (or margarine) softened
2 eggs
3 cups all purpose flour
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 and a half teaspoons vanilla extract
1/2 cup chocolate chips
1/2 cup chopped walnuts

directions:

  • in large mixing bowl, mix sugars, butter, vanilla and eggs til combined.
  • in another bowl, combine flour with baking soda and salt, then add to mixing bowl in small amounts.
  • mix til combined, add chocolate chips and walnuts and mix again.
  • measure one rounded teaspoon at a time, placing them on a greased cookie tray, about 2″ apart
  • bake for about 10 minutes until lightly browned (this step is very important, apparently)

chocolate chip walnut cookies recipe imadeitso.com

enjoy!

p.s. join me here tomorrow where i have cooked up something completely different: imadeitso’s first guest blogger. some sage advice from a seasoned traveler…not for the squeamish. see you then?

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cautiously optimistic: a sharpie pencil?

i love sharpie markers. they’ve been there with me through the years…

they were there with me for each report label i made throughout university (oh those analog days). they were there with me through moves as i labeled boxes, for holidays and birthdays as i wrote messages inside each card. they were there as i made entries in scrapbooks after each one of my kids was born, and again as i labeled tags on their clothing when they got old enough to go to school. go on, get a tissue, i’ll wait…

sharpie was there when i needed to touch up a corner on a frame that had chipped a little. they have been there through countless doodles. and most recently, a sweet songstress i adore signed her cd for me, using my purple sharpie fineliner.

signed cd case and tickets

i just heard sharpie has come out with a sharpie pencil.

liquid graphite.

writes like a pen.

erases like a pencil.

sets to permanent within 3 days.

i’ll be trying it when it comes out in the fall. cautiously optimistic. i’m not sure what the benefits are over conventional pencils. but i am very curious.

sharpie has never let me down before, and there are very few brands i can say that about with all honesty. i wonder if the execs at sharpie feel the pressure from the might of my expectations …

sharpie marker black

disclosure: sharpie hasn’t given me any samples (though i wouldn’t be opposed) or any sort of compensation, monetary or otherwise. i just really like sharpie and hope this new product lives up to all the hype :-)  ~ ana
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knitting needles 101

this might be a doozy for a monday morning, so grab a coffee and get comfy…

i knit.

and i know some of you do as well. but i also know that many here do not. for those who do, please don’t feel i’m being obvious. this is written mostly for those who don’t knit. and my reasons are selfish.

i want to talk about knitting. and i want people who don’t knit to know what i’m talking about. i know i may sound like i’m in my own world sometimes (it’s nice in here, eh? thanks for joining me!) but i’m not completely delusional and think that everyone either

a) wants to knit

or

b) just needs be convinced that hand-knit items are way better than factory-made (though they are).

but with this being my little slice of the interweb, i’m allowed to daydream here. perhaps i’ll inspire a non-knitter to pick up some needles and knit something one day. i can at the very least imagine that i can one day convince one skeptical and reluctant person that they haven’t really lived til they’ve worn a pair of well made handknit socks (if this is you, and you know who you are, leave your shoe size in the comments below and wait a few months).

but til that day, i’ll just stick with my first goal of having people know what i’m talking about. also, keep in mind that this is just my take on things. there are many good online resources for knitters of all levels, many tutorials, videos, forums… i’ve listed a few of my favourite links at the bottom of this post. 

and so.

knitting needles. there are all kinds. the most basic is the straight needle. they have one pointy end, and a little nub at the other end to keep the stitches from falling off.

bamboo knitting needles

they come in a variety of materials, such as plastic, aluminum, steel, or (my favourite for most projects) bamboo.

variety of knitting needles

and as pretty as those colours are, i like bamboo because they are light, the yarn doesn’t slip off them too easily, and they’re… well, earthy. light some patchouli will ya?

knitting needles come in different sizes, and the size refers to the diameter, or thickness, of the needle.

knitting needle diameter

usually two sizes are present for each pair of needles. one is in metric units, which makes lovely mathematical sense and is usually measured in millimetres. the other measurement is wacky units, and may be loosely related to king louis XVI’s shoe size.  i really don’t know and i don’t feel like looking it up right now.

knitting needle sizes explained

straight needles are used for most straight-forward knitting of garments. things like scarves, sweaters, blankets. mostly flat items (there are always exceptions).

these are double-pointed needles. they usually come in sets of 4 to 6 per size.

double pointed knitting needles

you’ll notice they don’t have a little nub at the end like straight needles.  that’s because the stitches are needed to “fall off the end” (in an orderly manner, preferably onto the other working needle). double-pointed needles are usually used to make things “in the round”… so think of a tubular item, like a sock, or a skirt, that is knit without a seam. round and round.

you can see some mitten cuffs here in progress on double-pointed needles.

knitting mittens on double pointed needles

don’t let the number of needles intimidate you. you still only use two needles at a time, while the other needles just hold the other stitches in place til you get to them.

another way to knit “in the round” is by using circular needles. these are needles attached together by a length of pliable nylon or flexible cord.

circular knitting needles

the size refers to both the needle diameter, and the length of the needle/cord combo, measured from the tip of one needle to the tip of the other. so the ones in the photo below are 4.5 millimeters thick and 60 centimeters long.

knitting circular needles

you’d use a longer length for things like knitting a skirt, and a shorter length for things like knitting the collar on a sweater.

here is a project in progress on circular needles…

knitting on circular needles and coffee

and when finished, it becomes this cowl:

knit cowl

oh wait, no, that’s not a cowl. that’s an excuse to show off my knitting. (sorry)

you can also use circular needles as you would straight needles for flat projects. i’m doing just that for my latest project. i’ll share photos when it’s done.  sometimes, circular needles are preferred by knitters simply because there’s less likelihood to lose that 2nd needle in the space behind the couch cushion. it’s all kept together in one tidy bundle.

there are other techniques, too, like using two sets of circular needles together and the magic loop method to knit smaller diameter projects. don’t worry about those things just yet. i threw those in there to keep the knitters amongst us slightly interested. (i could sense their fidgety fingers reaching to click their way out of here. we can be a flighty bunch, us knitters. our hands are always itching for the next thing…)

so straight needles, double-pointed needles, and circular needles. there are many varieties within each of those categories, but those are the main three.

and of course, as with most things, there are a lot of doodads that go with knitting:

knitting accessories needles scissors crochet hooks ruler

those are my crochet hooks on the left – yet another story – and my fibre doodads on the right. the ruler off to the side is what i want to talk about next.

it’s a handy little tool for determining needle size. most straight needles have the size stamped on the needle somewhere. but double-pointed and circular needles don’t always have the size listed. and unless you carefully store them in the case in which you got the needles, there’s a good chance you’ll lose track of the size. this tool lets you pop a needle into the hole, and you get the reading in both metric and wacky units.

handy.

more doodads…not totally necessary for knitting, but useful nonetheless.

knitting accessories doodads imadeitso.com

so that’s basically it.

stay tuned for part 2, where i talk about what i do with my circulars when they misbehave and get all bent out of shape…

circular needles

…some knitting resources…

KnittingHelp.com--  free knitting videos, forum, and patterns

yarn harlot

ravelry

ooh, one more thing! (a 6 minute 44 second animation)

and knitting coraline’s tiny tiny sweater

do you have a favourite knitting-related site to share?

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about a couch: blog button.

{if you’re new here, you can read the story here.}

we’ve chatted and joked about making bumper stickers and t-shirts with “can w3 gel this coach?” on it. you guys are pretty funny with your ideas.  i thought since we’re online, and since so many of you have passed this story along to others (thank you!) i made this:

can w3 gel this coach blog button

gee thanks ana, right? it’s so low-fi, and given my limited e-bilities, it took me something like 11 days to create. so just accept it like you would a handmade clay ashtray given to you by a really cute kid: nod politely and say “it’s lovely, thank you!” (even though you don’t smoke…and you’re really not sure what it is you’re holding).

no one is under any obligation to use it of course. but if you want to share the story (and share the fact that you’re a part of this exclusive club…and by “exclusive” i mean, well, anyone can show up here, even that spam guy i mentioned here), you can use this image on your blog or website. it will link back to part 1 of the story if you copy this code…

as for the couch, she is getting demanding and i think all the attention has gone to her head a little. i’ll have to start paying loyalties each time i mention her…

see?

p.s. didn’t want to leave out the cynical readers amongst us. i made this one just for you, my surly little seamonsters…

about a couch blog button cynical

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